Quotes
Maria: Ok, so what's with the Tabasco Sauce?
Michael: Sweet and Spicy.
Maria: Sweet and Spicy?
Isabel: We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremely spicy. It's our little dietary quirk.
Maria: Well, I'll have to, uh, keep that in mind.
Michael: You do that.
Isabel: Are you two flirting? God, could my life get any worse?

Maria: Michael is the kind of guy my mother likes to refer to as a vibrator.

Liz (as narrator): Here where my plans for last night - finish my shift, dinner with the parents, then a half hour of talking with Maria on the phone, then dive into this issue I have with Geometry, and hopefully finish in time to watch this A&E biography on Marie Curie. Instead, I took off in an open-aired vehicle that probably shouldn't be allowed on the road to begin with, broke into a house, essentially stole things from it, and engaged in general bonding with aliens. Welcome to my world.

Michael (after kissing Maria): That was to calm you down.
Maria: Thanks...

Valenti (who had been floored by a kick from Topolsky while following the teenagers): I woke up with one hell of a headache.
Topolsky: Must've had your head in the wrong place.

Liz: Hi.
Kyle: Miss Texas.

Agent Stevens (to Topolsky): Dropkicking the sheriff is covertly?
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